Adventures of the "Neon Cowboy"

The Weekend

2008-05-20T14:06:00.001-04:00

i've been trying to keep my going out to a minimum since i tend to go
overboard. but i went out on friday to see my friend's band "we go
machete". i dig them but they had no merch at all. the venue also had
less than to be desired sound. i hate going to see bands i know are
awesome but play at a venue either with shit sound gear or a bad sound
guy. since i started drinking at the house before going out i had a
good buzz going before i even hit downtown. i don't drive drunk which
is a blessing and a curse. when i do go out and drive i'll have one or
two drinks over the course of the night before going home. when
someone else is driving or i'm taking a cab i'll start drinking early
and get completely wasted before the end of the night. so much so that
i'll go up to strangers and even people i don't like so much and
invite them back to my house for after parties. i need to stop doing
that. either the getting completely wasted part or the invite part.
now i don't mind a good after party at my house, but it seems like
such a great idea when i'm drunk, i'm always pissed at myself the next
day for even suggesting it. it just seems like most of the people are
just there to take advantage of my good nature. they drink my liquor,
mess my house up, and then leave. now if you see plastic cups on my
bar wouldn't you think people would use them? i do, but when i wake up
the morning i'm treated to a kitchen full of dirty glasses. i think
i'll keep it to drinking at the house for a while unless there's a
good show or something. i was supposed to go see the police and elvis
costello tomorrow with my ex-girlfriend and her new boyfriend but that
got kiboshed. that'll probably be my last chance to see them unless
they do a tour again. although i did get a ticket to see tom waits in
houston in june. that's gonna be pretty awesome. tomorrow i have group
therapy. i'll post some crap up here after that.
goede tijde,
scotty

a week(end) in review

2008-05-20T01:50:00.001-04:00

i've been trying to keep my going out to a minimum since i tend to go overboard. but i went out on friday to see my friend's band "we go machete". i dig them but they had no merch at all. the venue also had less than to be desired sound. i hate going to see bands i know are awesome but play at a venue either with shit sound gear or a bad sound guy. since i started drinking at the house before going out i had a good buzz going before i even hit downtown. i don't drive drunk which is a blessing and a curse. when i do go out and drive i'll have one or two drinks over the course of the night before going home. when someone else is driving or i'm taking a cab i'll start drinking early and get completely wasted before the end of the night. so much so that i'll go up to strangers and even people i don't like so much and invite them back to my house for after parties. i need to stop doing that. either the getting completely wasted part or the invite part. now i don't mind a good after party at my house, but it seems like such a great idea when i'm drunk, i'm always pissed at myself the next day for even suggesting it. it just seems like most of the people are just there to take advantage of my good nature. they drink my liquor, mess my house up, and then leave. now if you see plastic cups on my bar wouldn't you think people would use them? i do, but when i wake up the morning i'm treated to a kitchen full of dirty glasses. i think i'll keep it to drinking at the house for a while unless there's a good show or something. i was supposed to go see the police and elvis costello tomorrow with my ex-girlfriend and her new boyfriend but that got kiboshed. that'll probably be my last chance to see them unless they do a tour again. although i did get a ticket to see tom waits in houston in june. that's gonna be pretty awesome. tomorrow i have group therapy. i'll post some crap up here after that.
goede tijde,
scotty

yo

2008-05-16T15:37:00.003-04:00

hi, i'm scotty body wotty. i have 3 roommates. one told me he was
moving out so i got another roommate who wanted to move in on may 15th
when my other roommate said he was moving out. then, later he told me
that he was moving out til the first week of june. so now my new
roomie is gonna inhabit my storage room til he moves out. at the same
time one of my best friends got kicked out of out her house and needs
a place to stay for a while so she'll be sharing my room until my
first roommate moves out and then my new roommate can take his room.
confused? it's ok, the meds haven't kicked in yet.

love scottybw

From the Body

2008-05-16T15:37:00.001-04:00

i was listening to music on the radio on my drive to work this evening
which i almost never do as it's so loud everywhere i go, the car is
the only time i can get some quiet with my thoughts. even if i do
listen to the radio, it's always talk radio. so i heard this song and
my question is....when did red hot chili peppers start to suck? this
song i heard was like a friggin' lullaby. i remember when freaky style
came out in 1985 and blew my mind. what's happening to our heroes? on
another note, i'm driving my friends car while she borrows my truck to
move out of her house. the car has a had a busted window for a while
so the inside smells like a foot with a sock made of vomit on it.

love,
scottbw

Scotty Body Wotty Rocking The Scene Here Soooooooooonnnnn!

2008-05-12T10:10:00.000-04:00

Hey Kiddies,

Keep your eye open as Scotty Body Wotty will be blogging his ass off
here soon. If he doesn't I will grind him into to little pieces in a
blender, one quart at a time. Later!

-Mr. Audette

Thank You Tattoo Magazine!

2008-05-09T15:03:00.001-04:00

WOW! The story on us Tattoo Magazine was unbelievable! I can't say
thank you enough to Paul Garson who wrote the article. Thanks guys
again.

Scott. The Director.

Pitching Our Show...

2008-01-16T14:12:00.000-05:00

Give is a shout if ya got the dough.

Check out our trailer...

2008-01-04T16:20:00.000-05:00

Hello Kiddies, We've just uploaded a trailer of our show. The footage can be seen at: http://www.scottaudette.com/Ink/trailer.html And soon on ink-trotting.com. Thanks, DJ TV Fathead